I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
