But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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