i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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