i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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