Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
organizing the empties. That sober.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Randomize
