i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
