idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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