Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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