whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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