just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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