There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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