What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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