I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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