Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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