For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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