Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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