Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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