I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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