Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
