OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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