it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
