Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I am in a vortex of obligation.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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