I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize