you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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