I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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