Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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