We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i will never coherently bang her
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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