No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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