nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Me too!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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