is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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