I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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