i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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