Duck Duck Cougar?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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