I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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