C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
How external is "for external use only"?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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