remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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