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No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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