Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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