Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize
