i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Someone came in the potted fern
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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