Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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