I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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