Taylor Swift is so right about you.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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