Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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