I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I'm always down for nudity.
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