somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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