so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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