dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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