I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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