We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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