Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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