We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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