You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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