I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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