i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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